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| narsisco_lopez | | Thor |  |  | | Reg. Date | : | 09/09/2010 | | Posts | : | 2,765 | | Location | : | Golden (Showers!), Colorado, United States |
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| | Posted : 09 Nov 2011 - 22:37 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: HooRad) | | | They say that sex sells, but I wonder... I don't remember a single brand 
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Other Bikes:
2003 Suzuki DRZ400E (plated - my dual sport/mountain trail/camping bike)
Past Bikes:
2012 K13S
2009 KTM 990 Adventure
2010 Triumph Thunderbird 1600 (the Alien Queen)
2009 Triumph Sprint ST (another great bike!)
2007 Kawasaki ZX10R
2000 Kawasaki ZRX1100
1975 Honda SB550T "Clubman"
1981 Kawasaki KZ1000J
1985 Suzuki GS550E
1978 Yamaha 650 Special
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| Birdy68 | | Thor | |  | | Reg. Date | : | 16/07/2009 | | Posts | : | 3,352 | | Location | : | Bad Zurzach, Aargau, Switzerland |
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| | Posted : 10 Nov 2011 - 08:13 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: narsisco_lopez) | | | HooRad wrote:
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Birdy, I'd like to know exactly what you told the missus that you were perusing at EICMA! |
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 .... it's a secret!
Naaaah - to tell you the truth , I tried a new approach this time: I came straight out with it!
It went something like....
Me:
*sad eye look*
"I have the chance to go with Denis from Moto91 to the Italian EICMA in Milano for the official Press Release show!
HE SAYS *start lifting the eyes* it a much better exhibition in comparison to the one in Switzerland as the women are much more sexy - taller - and 'fuller' - and it great fun down there! I think I need to check if he's telling the truth! ......
*longish pause while not blinking and looking into her eyes - but giving that I know I'm stupid look*
..... Is that OK with you?"
*mumbles to myself and searches room with eyes*
Now where's my camera.... ? ? ?
She:
*eyes rolling*
"OK - Have fun!!!"
Me:
*sad eyes again*
"But we don't need new curtains or carpets do we? And you already have enough shoes!"
She:
*Lazer eyes charging up*
"You do want to go - don't you?"
Me:
*Happy eyes*
"OK - if you insist... Thanks..."
It bloody worked ! ! !
 
But I'm still waiting - I feel like it's the calm before the storm!
*looking over shoulder*
Psssssss...... The 'other' photographs were taken with a different camera!
Watch this space in the future!!!
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| Birdy68 | | Thor | | | | Reg. Date | : | 16/07/2009 | | Posts | : | 3,352 | | Location | : | Bad Zurzach, Aargau, Switzerland |
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| | Posted : 10 Nov 2011 - 16:30 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Thatch) | | | Thatch wrote:
Birdy68 wrote:
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The thumb? really... you made her do the thumb. Lord, we can't take you anywhere can we? 
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I've got more of them doing it too....
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| Ted | | Chaac | |  | | Reg. Date | : | 14/06/2010 | | Posts | : | 551 | | Location | : | March, Cambs, United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 11 Nov 2011 - 11:13 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Birdy68) | | | You're getting like me Birdy. Young, attractive women continue to reinforce my hypothesis, their sub-conscious tells them "This man may be older but he is still active so his seed must be strong therefore he must impregnate me" They're drawn towards us.
When you get a bit older, you'll find old women keep bending over in front of you. This is a less attractive aspect of the ageing process.
Just like you, these girls were begging for their pic:
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| narsisco_lopez | | Thor | | | | Reg. Date | : | 09/09/2010 | | Posts | : | 2,765 | | Location | : | Golden (Showers!), Colorado, United States |
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| | Posted : 11 Nov 2011 - 13:16 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Ted) | | |
Ted wrote:
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The girl on the left is thinking, "Damn, my feet hurt."
The girl on the right is thinking, "How much am I getting paid for this, again?"
| 2012 Storm (SOLD!)
Other Bikes:
2003 Suzuki DRZ400E (plated - my dual sport/mountain trail/camping bike)
Past Bikes:
2012 K13S
2009 KTM 990 Adventure
2010 Triumph Thunderbird 1600 (the Alien Queen)
2009 Triumph Sprint ST (another great bike!)
2007 Kawasaki ZX10R
2000 Kawasaki ZRX1100
1975 Honda SB550T "Clubman"
1981 Kawasaki KZ1000J
1985 Suzuki GS550E
1978 Yamaha 650 Special
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| Ted | | Chaac | | | | Reg. Date | : | 14/06/2010 | | Posts | : | 551 | | Location | : | March, Cambs, United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 11 Nov 2011 - 17:22 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: narsisco_lopez) | | | Well that's one fantasy dashed. I'll just move onto the others
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| BlueNose | | Thor | |  | | Reg. Date | : | 29/09/2009 | | Posts | : | 2,478 | | Location | : | United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 11 Nov 2011 - 17:56 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Ted) | | |
Ted wrote:
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Not long after Teddy boy realised he lost his wallet!
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| narsisco_lopez | | Thor | | | | Reg. Date | : | 09/09/2010 | | Posts | : | 2,765 | | Location | : | Golden (Showers!), Colorado, United States |
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| | Posted : 11 Nov 2011 - 22:01 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: BlueNose) | | |
BlueNose wrote:
Not long after Teddy boy realised he lost his wallet!
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At least he remained continent (we HOPE!)
| 2012 Storm (SOLD!)
Other Bikes:
2003 Suzuki DRZ400E (plated - my dual sport/mountain trail/camping bike)
Past Bikes:
2012 K13S
2009 KTM 990 Adventure
2010 Triumph Thunderbird 1600 (the Alien Queen)
2009 Triumph Sprint ST (another great bike!)
2007 Kawasaki ZX10R
2000 Kawasaki ZRX1100
1975 Honda SB550T "Clubman"
1981 Kawasaki KZ1000J
1985 Suzuki GS550E
1978 Yamaha 650 Special
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| Ted | | Chaac | | | | Reg. Date | : | 14/06/2010 | | Posts | : | 551 | | Location | : | March, Cambs, United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 12 Nov 2011 - 08:25 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: BlueNose) | | | My cunning technique for letting them have my number
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| zolti | | Thor | |  | | Reg. Date | : | 23/03/2010 | | Posts | : | 3,127 | | Location | : | newcastle , United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 12 Nov 2011 - 10:37 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Ted) | | | thing is ted.....
they knew they were safe
because there was
NO
sign of the banana in the pocket
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| Ted | | Chaac | | | | Reg. Date | : | 14/06/2010 | | Posts | : | 551 | | Location | : | March, Cambs, United Kingdom |
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| | Posted : 12 Nov 2011 - 12:43 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: zolti) | | | You know, I sense a bit of envy creeping in here.
You sound like my missus, telling me that girls flock around me and share their most intimate secrets 'cos I'm no longer a sexual threat.
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| Linkdog | | Thor | |  | | Reg. Date | : | 10/02/2011 | | Posts | : | 2,949 | | Location | : | Groveland, FL., United States |
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| | Posted : 12 Nov 2011 - 17:45 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Ted) | | | Show them their wrong and have them yell " Damn the torpedos"
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| narsisco_lopez | | Thor | | | | Reg. Date | : | 09/09/2010 | | Posts | : | 2,765 | | Location | : | Golden (Showers!), Colorado, United States |
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| | Posted : 08 Dec 2011 - 14:34 Post title : Re: The 1200 Tiger Moves Closer to Reality (Re: Linkdog) | | | 
| 2012 Storm (SOLD!)
Other Bikes:
2003 Suzuki DRZ400E (plated - my dual sport/mountain trail/camping bike)
Past Bikes:
2012 K13S
2009 KTM 990 Adventure
2010 Triumph Thunderbird 1600 (the Alien Queen)
2009 Triumph Sprint ST (another great bike!)
2007 Kawasaki ZX10R
2000 Kawasaki ZRX1100
1975 Honda SB550T "Clubman"
1981 Kawasaki KZ1000J
1985 Suzuki GS550E
1978 Yamaha 650 Special
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